Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
