the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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