I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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