I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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