there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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