I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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