went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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