I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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