What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Enjoy the penises
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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