mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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