why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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