Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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