think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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