wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
The best revenge is premature balding
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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