just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My dad is sitting where you rode me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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