True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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