He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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