is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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