Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
