so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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