Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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