I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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