We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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