I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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