I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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