my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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