NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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