we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
