im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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