So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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