He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize