Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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