Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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