miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Randomize
