I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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