this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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