Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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