Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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