I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
this will be a night to untag.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
you never un-have a 4some
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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