I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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