one two three fourrrrnication!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize