fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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