Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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