bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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