The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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