I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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