I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
