Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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