didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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