i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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