Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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