He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You smell like a Billy Joel song
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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